Yo you wanna shit on my dick, go ahead see if i give a fuck. I already got shit on my dick because i've been fucking so many girls in the ass. Thats right, the ass, not some pussy shit, right in their fucking shithole. I was playing super smash brothers melee and it was fucking tight, since i was having assfucking with my girlfriend at the same time, but playing as captain falcon reminded me to falcon punch that bitch. Well i did in real life, you know what happened, a giant sign came and said i won. I had like twenty god damn bitches raises their asses at me. You know what i did. I was like fuck it and just played super smash brothers melee and just used jigglypuff and pound and rested the fuck out bowser, mewtwo, and garth. Im a fucking god.
