Corrupted Wish (Game)

[white_raven]

Ok well on 40kforums this was a HUGE success.
So im gonna try and start it here.

Here are the rules.

The post b4 u will have a wish. U have to grant that wish but screw it up somehow. Try and not to do "u get ***** but the world blows up". Thats kinda lame. Anyways
After granting the wish. U gotta make ur on wish (on the same post).

SO it would look like this :

Post 1 : i wish i could *******

Post 2 : u can ***** but u die (lame i know)
.I wish i was ******

Post 3 : u get to b ****** but *******
. i wish i had ******


And so on so on.
So ill start with this off



"I wish Cake wasn't a lie."

[~Minx~]

i wish this game wasnt so confusing

[white_raven]

Originally Posted by ~Minx~

i wish this game wasnt so confusing

This game is now simple, but u don't wanna play anymore

i still wish i could have some pie

[Orange]

you can have your pie but there's pubic hairs in it.

i wish i had more wishes

[Lunkwill]

you can have your wishes

but you can't use any of them LOL!

[white_raven]

Originally Posted by Lunkwill

you can have your wishes

but you can't use any of them LOL!

After Granting some1's wish u gotta wish for something
it makes the eternal loop

I wish i caught a fish this | . . . . . . . . . . . . . | big

[~Minx~]

Originally Posted by white_raven

After Granting some1's wish u gotta wish for something
it makes the eternal loop

I wish i caught a fish this | . . . . . . . . . . . . . | big

you caught your wish only to find out it was your dad's pen15

i wish i was green

[Funky]

You can be green but you'll have yellow polka dot.

I wish a I had a vagina.

[talroma]

Originally Posted by Funky

You can be green but you'll have yellow polka dot.

I wish a I had a vagina.

You have your vagina but you attract bears with it

I wish i had more posts

[Funky]

You can have more posts but you're gonna drop to -5 rep

I wish I had a cat.

[talroma]

you have a cat but it slowly scratches your skin off your feet.

i wish band practice was today.

[~Minx~]

Band practice was today but you showed up naked

i wish i had a hat

[talroma]

you have a hat but its a meat hat

i wish obama was the president ( )

[~Minx~]

Originally Posted by talroma

you have a hat but its a meat hat

i wish obama was the president ( )

Obama became president but was sold to Cloudfire who owned a plantation in the south

I wish i could fly

[talroma]

you can fly but only in thunderstorms.


I wish i could sing like johnny from emarosa

[Hadriel]

you can sing like johnny from emarosa but you have 2 dick horns coming out of your head when you sing.

I wish i wasn't making wishes.

[talroma]

you arent making wishes, your making sandwhiches

i wish you would get on and rush me nightmare hadriel

[AngelicKnights]

he will get on, but only rush you till a2 nightmare!!!!!U SHALL NOT PASS


i wish my ex would die.

[talroma]

your ex gf will die but not until she is really old


i wish i had an endless supply of green tea

[AngelicKnights]

you can have your green tea, sadly after it's boiled it turns blue.

I wish i get to play billiards 2morow