Corrupted Wish (Game) - Page 6

Funky · #**101** (**permalink**) 10-07-2008, 06:10 PM

Slipknot sound good and sound like they have 9 people but you have a car accident and become deaf.

I wish I didn't get raped when I was 6 years old.

Cloudfire · #**102** (**permalink**) 10-07-2008, 06:23 PM

You didn't get raped when you were 6 - instead, you're going to jail for raping 6 year olds.

I wish I was Paul Gilbert.

KG · #**103** (**permalink**) 10-20-2008, 12:13 PM

You become Paul Gilbert but no one knows who the fuck u are so u drift into obscurity

I wish the vikings would win the superbowl

Funky · #**104** (**permalink**) 10-20-2008, 03:45 PM

The vikings win the superbowl but they get caught for cheating.

I wish RPGF was more active

Hot Shot · #**105** (**permalink**) 10-20-2008, 08:00 PM

RPGF becomes more active but you get banned for trolling.

I wish marijuana was legalized around the world.

~HS

Funky · #**106** (**permalink**) 10-20-2008, 08:40 PM

Marijuna is legalized around the world but everyone become vegies

I wish we could drive at 15 and drink beer at 15.

Hot Shot · #**107** (**permalink**) 10-20-2008, 08:54 PM

15 year-olds are now able to drive and drink alcohol, but it creates a world of drunk sex and drunk driving with heightened teen pregnancy and car crash rates....

I wish I held the power of Ryu from Street Fighter Alpha 3.

Funky · #**108** (**permalink**) 10-21-2008, 03:42 PM

You own the power of Ryu from Street Fighter Alpha 3 but you don't know how to use them

I wish my next wish won't be corrupted

Hot Shot · #**109** (**permalink**) 10-22-2008, 04:34 PM

You wish that your next wish wasn't corrupted, but then it gets nullified.

I wish Jack Thompson died of getting beaten up by an angry gamer riot at E3 2009.

~HS

white_raven · #**110** (**permalink**) 10-22-2008, 06:33 PM

Jack Thomspon died in by an angry gamer riot, but comes back as a zombie to haunt every forever (with an echo sound)

I wish i dont lose another Fantasy football game

Hot Shot · #**111** (**permalink**) 10-22-2008, 06:40 PM

You never lose a Fantasy football game ever, but suspicion arise and your way of winning gets expsosed, getting yourself banned from participating ever again.

I wish that the sourest bubble gum flavor was invented.

~HS

Funky · #**112** (**permalink**) 10-22-2008, 06:43 PM

The sourest bubble gum exists but it's so sour it instantly kill anyone who eat it.

I wish I could morph in a bird whenever I want.

white_raven · #**113** (**permalink**) 10-22-2008, 07:24 PM

2 bad u morph into an austrich and are forced to lay eggs. Ur brain is then so small, u forget how to unmorph.

I wish i was famous for doing something good.

Funky · #**114** (**permalink**) 10-23-2008, 08:33 PM

You are famous for doing something good but that something was to suck a 15" dick during 3 hours.

I wish I will stay with my girlfriend forever.

Cloudfire · #**115** (**permalink**) 10-23-2008, 10:38 PM

You will stay with your GF forever but you'll end up hating each other and you'll be stuck with her XD

I wish i had faster internets

Hot Shot · #**116** (**permalink**) 11-04-2008, 08:05 PM

You do have faster internets, but you use it to surf porn on it.

I wish the world was filled with nice people.

~HS

johnma · #**117** (**permalink**) 11-04-2008, 08:08 PM

the world is full of nice people, they just don't like you.

i wish this six pack of newcastle turned into like 30 of them.

Cloudfire · #**118** (**permalink**) 11-04-2008, 08:11 PM

there were 30 of them but they turned to piss during the transformaton

i wish i would finish this computers project...

Hot Shot · #**119** (**permalink**) 11-04-2008, 08:16 PM

You do, but you decide to torrent something and then it gets a destructive computer virus.

I wish that TV shows were more interesting these days..

~HS

johnma · #**120** (**permalink**) 11-04-2008, 08:32 PM

tv shows are now really interesting but you have lost your vision
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