Corrupted Wish (Game) - Page 3

Funky · #41 (**permalink**) 10-04-2008, 03:34 PM

You have balls, big balls but they're so big that you can't move off your bed.

I wish that this wish won't get corrupted.

white_raven · #42 (**permalink**) 10-04-2008, 03:42 PM

Your wish isnt corruopted, but is so boring you don't want it

I wish i was tha "Nerdy" kid making 1.2 billion dollars a minute

Funky · #43 (**permalink**) 10-04-2008, 03:57 PM

You are tha nerdy kid making 1.2 billion dollars a minute but a boeing just crashed on your house.

I wish boeing won't crash on my house.

Cloudfire · #44 (**permalink**) 10-04-2008, 04:07 PM

A boeing won't crash into your house but an airbus will.

I wish i owned a plantation in the south (

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talroma · #45 (**permalink**) 10-04-2008, 07:37 PM

you do own a plantation in the south but you get raped by me everynight

I wish mike wouldnt be so gay

KingDino · #46 (**permalink**) 10-04-2008, 09:08 PM

Mike become less gay and steals all the ladies from you and you die a virgin.
I wish i had a samich.

talroma · #47 (**permalink**) 10-04-2008, 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KingDino

Mike become less gay and steals all the ladies from you and you die a virgin.
I wish i had a samich.

you get your samich but the woman is not in the kitchen

i wish carpet tasted like snozberries

johnma · #48 (**permalink**) 10-04-2008, 09:52 PM

carpet does taste like snozberries, but you have a rare disorder that makes it taste like whatever the fuck it tastes like to you.

i wish i knew the answer to all questions

Funky · #49 (**permalink**) 10-04-2008, 10:17 PM

You know the answer to all questions but you don't know any questions.

I wish I was god.

white_raven · #50 (**permalink**) 10-04-2008, 10:38 PM

Congratz u have become a god, in the view of ants. U may now Crush them at will

I wish i was Batman with Wings with Green Latern Ring with Lazer beam eyes with Mindreading powers with Superspeed with Thor's hammer

Hadriel · #51 (**permalink**) 10-04-2008, 11:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by white_raven

Congratz u have become a god, in the view of ants. U may now Crush them at will

I wish i was Batman with Wings with Green Latern Ring with Lazer beam eyes with Mindreading powers with Superspeed with Thor's hammer

You get all that bs, and then you die from being too over powered. (Nub)

I wish my penis was 2 more inches bigger, no joke.

talroma · #52 (**permalink**) 10-05-2008, 12:03 AM

it is 2 inches bigger but you only get to have sex with skanks who have aids and herpes

i wish my band would find a drummer

Cloudfire · #53 (**permalink**) 10-05-2008, 12:13 AM

You'll find a drummer and he'll be awesome and you'll get dragged int othe big time and everyone will get addicted to heroin and die.

I wish i was better at guitar :/

talroma · #54 (**permalink**) 10-05-2008, 12:22 AM

you are better at guitar but your so good your hands break and you never play again.

i wish saturday's name was juniwhay

Cloudfire · #55 (**permalink**) 10-05-2008, 12:31 AM

juniwhay used to be called saturday? wow, learn something new every day

I wish america would gtfo of other countries

talroma · #56 (**permalink**) 10-05-2008, 12:39 AM

america is out of...wait...nvm you get no wish

i wish what i just did worked.

Cloudfire · #57 (**permalink**) 10-05-2008, 03:11 AM

what you just wished did work, but since this is a game no-one cares.

I wish that i would hurry up and MQ on ladder slasher >_>

Funky · #58 (**permalink**) 10-05-2008, 08:40 AM

You hurry up and end up to MQ on ladder slasher but your computer shut down for no reason.

I wish I could earl bolt ot lightning IRL.

Shmoo · #59 (**permalink**) 10-05-2008, 09:07 AM

You earl bolt ot lightning IRL, but you can only access your powers by cutting off your penis.

I wish I could stop time.

Funky · #60 (**permalink**) 10-05-2008, 10:04 AM

You can stop time, but you can't move while stopping it.

I wish my penis would regrow as soon as you cut it off.