Tom's Opinion - Test

[Tomspeople]

Well as some may know, me and Joey (xAXISx) own DEF. On our show, we are planning on having a segment called 'Tom's Opinion'. The idea is we have people write in a question or problem they are having and I give them 'Tom's Opinion'. Of Course, this is in video form, but this thread will be typed. Now I will warn you, that this show is suppose to be comedic, and this segment is not a very serious one. 'Tom's Opinion' may not be the best advice. So if your going to get offended, don't bother.

So post problems and/or questions, not only about you, but about anything, and I will post 'Tom's opinion'. Once more, I remind you this is not suppose to be serious, so don't take offence.

A couple examples:
"My girlfriend had sex with 87 other guys, should I dump her?"
"Should the war in Iraq should be stopped?"
"Why does Bush win?"

[Insanctified]

First off, if this is Canadian only, I'll be pissed. Second off, an actual T.V. Show or like, WebCam T.V. Show? Anyhow my question is, if you screwed your best friends GF at a party, would you tell him?



~Insanctified

[Tomspeople]

Originally Posted by Insanctified

First off, if this is Canadian only, I'll be pissed. Second off, an actual T.V. Show or like, WebCam T.V. Show? Anyhow my question is, if you screwed your best friends GF at a party, would you tell him?



~Insanctified

Well first off, its recorded with a video camera and put on the internet, I'll post the site when its working. No, It's not Canadian only.

Well, it all depends. Morally Yes, you should. And prepare to get your ass kicked, or lose a friend, or get a gf. Being honest is somthing all good friends should do.

But the fact is, who wants to get their ass kicked, or lose a friend? Not alot of people, so don't tell him. But if he finds out he'll be even more pissed. So? who gives a shit? Tell him his gf is a slut, then she'll be pissed and prolly bitch slap you. But hey, if she's sleeping around with other guys then she is indeed a slut. And it's good that your showing your friend that his girlfriend is a slut, so basically your helping him, it's a win win situation, your friend doesn't date a slut, and you get laid, So sleep with all your friends girlfriends, only good will come out of it.

[Insanctified]

I see good things coming from this in the future just from reading that post Tommy Boy




~Insanctified

[Kal-El]

Who wants Tom's opinion? Looks like a good show. Im not interested however.

[Tomspeople]

Originally Posted by Kal-El

Who wants Tom's opinion? Looks like a good show. Im not interested however.

yeah the show isn't based around 'Tom's Opinion' Though. it's just a small segment. We're accually in the proccess of recording a short video 'Tribute to Vars' I'll post when it's done

[ShadowSora]

Tom im gonna love watching the show. i have a question for you now.

lets say you dated this girl that you broke up with. and the same day only hours before you dumped her she had sex with another guy because she thought you were gonna dump her, which you where, does that make her a slut? cuz i sure as hell do.

[Tomspeople]

Originally Posted by ShadowSora

Tom im gonna love watching the show. i have a question for you now.

lets say you dated this girl that you broke up with. and the same day only hours before you dumped her she had sex with another guy because she thought you were gonna dump her, which you where, does that make her a slut? cuz i sure as hell do.

of course shes a slut. SHES CHEATING ON YOU. like OMFGWTFBBQ slut much? thats like a slut on a bun, or lets go ride in my slutmobile while we watch 'Who wants to be a slut?' Oh and what day is it? it's sluterday of course. The plans for the day? slutting. Mary had a little slut, whos fleece was full of "wool". I'm thirsty, lets drink some slut-aid.

On a more serious note, yes.

[naes420]

how is this funny??

[ShadowSora]

Originally Posted by Tomspeople

of course shes a slut. SHES CHEATING ON YOU. like OMFGWTFBBQ slut much? thats like a slut on a bun, or lets go ride in my slutmobile while we watch 'Who wants to be a slut?' Oh and what day is it? it's sluterday of course. The plans for the day? slutting. Mary had a little slut, whos fleece was full of "wool". I'm thirsty, lets drink some slut-aid.

On a more serious note, yes.

i love you tom. thats the best answer EVER

[cHaN]

first one was pretty damn funny, second one was alright. leme think of a question.. hmmm.
cant think of anything so ill just go with one of the examples:

"why does Bush Win?"

[Vampire.Kid]

should i drop out of college?

[DiZzy^]

Why do I like the word 'sausage' but not you?
(...teh fuck? )

[Arcane]

I HAVE A QUESTION!!!!!

Well, for starters, my name is Arcane. I'm a Super Mod on the site RPGForums, as well as the Crew Leader. As Crew Leader, my role is to work with the crew, organizing projects and events, as well that managing the Crew rooster. (Ie: Removing poopy members and getting Happy Fantastical new ones.)

I am currently trying to remove a member, but I can't decide who doesn't deserve their position; this is where you come in

To respect these members’ privacy, I won’t use their real names.

We will call them:

"Tom"

and

"Spamzor"

Tom is a nice guy, but he smells funny. I think he also may be allergic to peanuts, which is a big no-no im my book. Where as "Spamzor" is literally a “spamzor”, seeing he has the most posts of all Crew members. Although Spamzor works hard, I believe he has OCD, and may harbor suppressed feelings of unrequited love for me.

Please help me Tomspeople!!!!!

[Tomspeople]

Originally Posted by cHaN

first one was pretty damn funny, second one was alright. leme think of a question.. hmmm.
cant think of anything so ill just go with one of the examples:

"why does Bush Win?"

Well the answer is simple...

He doesn't.
It's proven that the Florida ballot was rigged in 2000. Or something like that.

But on a more serious note, he deserves to win. Is there anyone more generous? I mean really, he's so generous he spends trillions of dollars helping other countries, like Iraq for instance. And he knows where to spend his money, making him smart. He knows it's better to spend money to help Iraqis (by shooting them), than to spend it helping African coutries such as Kenya, Libya, and the Democratic Republic of Congo, since they're already doomed from Aids.

But he's not only generous and finacially smart, he's good with children. Remember 9/11? He could have been in the white house, or New York, helping the adults, but he had it in his heart to stay with the children in that kindergarden classroom.
Now I know some people will say, "Hey Tom, wasn't he just scared?"

WRONG BITCH

It's called 'Bravery'. What's scarier? Being in a secure room guarded by 50 men with shotguns and AK-47's, or in an open classroom with 30 kids with their faces covered in chocolate pudding running around with safelty scissors pointing upwards.

That's Bravery. And who better than George W. Bush to be the Prime Minister Of America?

Originally Posted by Vampire.Kid

should i drop out of college?

Now, don't be gay. Everybody knows not to drop out of colledge.

If your paying the money, and already have the education to get there, stay there. Better chance of getting laid.
Let's be honest, how many people go to college to learn these days? like 4?
College is just another word for prositution facility. You pay thousands of dollars, and hopefully, get laid.

Oh, and if your really lucky, you might go somewhere in life.

Originally Posted by DiZzy^

Why do I like the word 'sausage' but not you?

So you like 'sausage' eh?
Well that's ok, everyone gets to a point in their life when they like to experiment.
You can explore the rest of the answer by yourself, you know, the rights from the lefts, the ups and downs, well you get the point.

Originally Posted by Arcane

I HAVE A QUESTION!!!!!

Well, for starters, my name is Arcane. I'm a Super Mod on the site RPGForums, as well as the Crew Leader. As Crew Leader, my role is to work with the crew, organizing projects and events, as well that managing the Crew rooster. (Ie: Removing poopy members and getting Happy Fantastical new ones.)

I am currently trying to remove a member, but I can't decide who doesn't deserve their position; this is where you come in

To respect these members’ privacy, I won’t use their real names.

We will call them:

"Tom"

and

"Spamzor"

Tom is a nice guy, but he smells funny. I think he also may be allergic to peanuts, which is a big no-no im my book. Where as "Spamzor" is literally a “spamzor”, seeing he has the most posts of all Crew members. Although Spamzor works hard, I believe he has OCD, and may harbor suppressed feelings of unrequited love for me.

Please help me Tomspeople!!!!!

Well this is the easiest question yet...
1)Keep whoever is most Candian.
2)Keep whoever has the hottest Girlfriend.

[Insanctified]

Originally Posted by Tomspeople

Well this is the easiest question yet...
1)Keep whoever is most Candian.
2)Keep whoever has the hottest Girlfriend.

QFT and Vouched



~Insanctified

[Misery]

Originally Posted by Arcane

I HAVE A QUESTION!!!!!

Well, for starters, my name is Arcane. I'm a Super Mod on the site RPGForums, as well as the Crew Leader. As Crew Leader, my role is to work with the crew, organizing projects and events, as well that managing the Crew rooster. (Ie: Removing poopy members and getting Happy Fantastical new ones.)

I am currently trying to remove a member, but I can't decide who doesn't deserve their position; this is where you come in

To respect these members’ privacy, I won’t use their real names.

We will call them:

"Tom"

and

"Spamzor"

Tom is a nice guy, but he smells funny. I think he also may be allergic to peanuts, which is a big no-no im my book. Where as "Spamzor" is literally a “spamzor”, seeing he has the most posts of all Crew members. Although Spamzor works hard, I believe he has OCD, and may harbor suppressed feelings of unrequited love for me.

Please help me Tomspeople!!!!!

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I both hate and love you at the same time Arcane. I laughed so hard, I started coughing, then I started choking, then I coughed my brains out and a piece of my lung came up. Sick + humor does not = Fun


Tom I do have a question for you though. My neighbor is a bit weird sometimes, and I have no interest in him WHATSOEVER. The other night he comes over drunk and I let him in (bad idea to have even opened the door) and he's going on and on about how people don't give him the props and the love and respect he deserves and then comes over and starts rubbing my shoulders and I'm SICK MY BODY HURTS and I'm tired, its like 3 AM and I ask him to stop and then try to move away from him. He finally stops and my question is, should I shoot him with a gun, or should I stab him with a knife? or perhaps throw him off the balcony of the apt?

Fucking creepy people.

Oh when can I expect the first episode to be put on a dvd and sent to my house for express vip treatment?

[Tomspeople]

Originally Posted by Misery

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I both hate and love you at the same time Arcane. I laughed so hard, I started coughing, then I started choking, then I coughed my brains out and a piece of my lung came up. Sick + humor does not = Fun


Tom I do have a question for you though. My neighbor is a bit weird sometimes, and I have no interest in him WHATSOEVER. The other night he comes over drunk and I let him in (bad idea to have even opened the door) and he's going on and on about how people don't give him the props and the love and respect he deserves and then comes over and starts rubbing my shoulders and I'm SICK MY BODY HURTS and I'm tired, its like 3 AM and I ask him to stop and then try to move away from him. He finally stops and my question is, should I shoot him with a gun, or should I stab him with a knife? or perhaps throw him off the balcony of the apt?

Fucking creepy people.

Oh when can I expect the first episode to be put on a dvd and sent to my house for express vip treatment?

There's completely nothing wrong with touching other girls while your drunk. Err, so I hear...

But if you really want to kill him, there's 2 options:
a) Get a pill that gives you aids, then have Sex with him. Then give him the flu shot so he gets the flu
b) Lock him in a room with Mel Gibson.

[Tomspeople]

Bump??? ok

[Insanctified]

Pfft, just Mel Gibson? That's not even torture, I say Mel Gibson AND Tom Cruise



~Insanctified